If Hillary and Obama are not going to be permitted to figuratively "duel to the death", why not settle the Democratic battle primary by literally having Bill Clinton square off in the octagon with Jeremiah Wright, Barack's big-mouth pastor, for a UFC-style cage fight?
The event could be sold on Pay-Per-View for at least $100 a pop, raising hundreds of millions of dollars for the Democratic National Committee to promote the eventual nominee.
It's a much simpler and entertaining idea than redoing the Florida & Michigan primaries . . . or "negotiating" a settlement.
Heck, I'd pay more than $100 to watch it.
Go, Bill, go.
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